Sunday, February 26, 2012

The REAL PERSONALITIES.

Alright. It's time for another round of craps. It is just something that I had been wonder for so long, that I had been frightened of the new and brand new changes of some of my friends after we bade the last farewell during the last semester break. It's like bade the kind farewell to those that I used to know. In the big shock, but accepted it with tiny mind change

Like pulling out the angels from their minds, but inserting demons inside their souls. But I choose to put a definition on them, so that I can interact with those demons living inside of their still bodies well. REAL PERSONALITIES

So when you are kicking on a coin that you saw alongside the road, there will be two voices in your head, torturing you, tearing your brain apart, and what you are doing is, maybe, squat down, staring at the coin, put the finger cross, cried maybe, for not disobeying your conscience, get your eyes wide opened, listened to that two voices, 

"Leave it on the floor so that you won't add weight to your wallet." Says the Angel.

"Kicking it like how you did so that nobody will discover it and so to kill your boredom when you are walking along this street to meet your honey. Egoism makes you looked perfect." Says the Demon. 

And you shall wonder, since when Angel and Demon became the best partners. They will work hand in hand together when you saw 100 bucks note. The REAL PERSONALITIES. XDXDXDXD

Just for gags anyway. 

So I am actually considering of writing a paper of two maybe, to the Discovery Channel suggestion box, and waiting for the nominations of my suggestions, of introducing a programme, get the best photographer to shoot, get the best habitats as the venues of shooting, and the best leading characters for the programme, MANKIND, to introduce their changing of tempers along with growth, their reactions towards temptations from different angles and people, their choices made towards lives, and those they called loves and being loved. I must write in the best professions in analyzing up their brain waves. Imagine those beautiful and charming roles, like the life cycle of a beetle, being brought under the shot, not artistic and scientific, but ugly and stupid. 

Thereby, there's a big group of people, perhaps your own pet doggie, feeling curious, staring at the TV, seeing you courting your partner for life to reproduce the next generation. That should be interesting!

So by following the programme, you are able to see different, but some unexplainable facts that being observed by a person. If I am given a post as the script-writer, I will put the quadrat sampling first started in my campus, the most curious environment that I lived in since I left home. Just like how the experiments and observations get done, the invisibles quadrat sampling blocks will be located, one in the lecture hall, one in the office, one in the hostel, one in the shopping center near to the hostel, so on and so forth. Results will be collected after one month maybe, and the marked organisms moving within the areas of the quadrat will be observed, and recorded. Of course, wild dogs and cats are counted in.

So one month after the semester break, when I says hello and smiles to few objects within my quadrat, I take the pen and paper to record what has been observed. To make this looked alike with the real programme, I am now getting one of my notebook, known as MIND, flip and flop, to find those records inside. So this is my result obtained:

Quadrat 1
Location: Lecture hall
Observation: Someone seems to misunderstood what is the meaning of waving hands and smiles. They are obviously not the signs of running away from the object who carry out these actions. This group is showing the great charcoal face to the friendly signs, and termed as the FRIENDSHIP TERMINATOR. The other group however, maintain their levels of passionate towards friends, smiling and also their functions as the friendly joker in schools, to bring cheers, laughter, and joys into the boring study environment. This group is termed as the FRIENDSHIP RETAINER. 

Quadrat 2
Location: School
Observation: Physical appearance changes are negligible in the above experiment. But indeed, some groups are growing prettier and prettier, and the investigations are being carried out to them. By introducing the answer sheets of 100% of the investigation, 99% returned answered the best make-up brand to use, that is SMILE. So we find various ways to get to the brand, and found that 98% of the SMILE users are introduced by some agents, known as KIND, CONCERNING, GENEROSITY, GORGEOUS, HAPPY INSIDE, SELF-CONTENTMENT, and also SELF-CONFIDENCE. These group is profiled as the HAPPINESS PIONEER. Another group being observed, the EGO RETAILER, has been observed that they grown to be uglier in the community, and less interactive in the population. They choose to see only themselves, talk to themselves, and ruin the relationships built among them with others. Through observations, we tailed objects in this group, and found that they have been influenced by some factors, such as BACKSTABBERS, LIARS, RUMORS and RELATIONSHIP RUINERS. Some even wear the brand of UNKNOWN SOURCE OF CONFIDENCE and thereby, speak those untrue, exaggerate, showing-off and cheating to those showing their true hearts. 

Quadrat 3
Location: Hostel
Observation: In this area of study, we found interesting variable, controlling the result of observations studied. Manipulating variable has been concluded to include factors such as cleanliness of the environment, reactions of house- and roommates when dirt comes, presence of some stupid, (Sorry harsh word, should be naive) and kind-hearted residents, usual habits and the degree of convenience of the surrounding. The responding variables obtained, including factors of few, such as the action of some clean advocators, self-perpetuation of those silly actors, cleaning efficiency of the willing VOLUNTEERS, and the amount of grudges being voiced out by those stupid (sorry harsh word again, should be naive) and kind-hearted residents. Meanwhile, controlling variables collected from the above experiment are the selfishness, frustration, self-hypnotize of those willing VOLUNTEERS, degree of cleanliness after the cleaning works, cheers in the house when works are done, and appreciation given by CERTAIN residents that appreciate the works done. So those being selfish continues their selfishness, those being foolish continue to self-hypnotizing.

So the 3 quadrats have been observed. The more should come, but before we sentenced them with certain kinds of charge, before pin-pointing out the certain one with "YOU ARE GUILTY”, these objects are given a new chance to change their habits and brought to the shot with a good side. 

Ending scene of the show: Spare people a chance, and yourself. Thank you for watching. Stay tune for the next episode. 

Preview of the next: Exposing the ugliness of MANKIND. 

=)

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Background music:
* We are the World - Micheal Jackson*

So how is it? All about the REAL PERSONALITIES. =)

Hey watch out! You are under the shot!!!

 

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